don_sass

Don Herald

2007-09-07T01:27:44Z

Ahhhh, that's better. It has been a while since I last visited the electrical world. I have been overseas, trading, buying, stealing and selling ... not stealing!

anyway, Jose and myself have managed to obtain several high quality cassette tapes and a cassette tape recorder. We are currently in the process of creating what is commonly known as a mix tape. We hope to sell this as the first in a line of products from Don Sass!

In this newsletter we will be looking at how to pick up a friggin beautiful lady if a) you have no money and b) she has no money.

a) You have no money.
Ladies love money, if they could have anything, it would be money, wrapped in a spinach and fetta fajita. But if you want to pick up a lady you have to have some of this money. Firstly, tell the lady "Hey beautiful lady, you're so scorchio that I know you would pay just to go out with me". It's a little confusing I know, but it works.

b) She has no money.
Don't worry, as always you will have steak and onions in your fridge at home. and after money and spinach and fetta fajitas, ladies love nothing else more than steak and onions.

Thank You
Don Sass

for those who know

2006-12-24T10:57:58Z

you are dual.
you are coal.

The Sass is here!

2006-09-07T01:51:20Z

Hi,

my name is Don Sass, I'm really friggin great and beautiful. I don't really know Damo, but I reckon he's beautifully awesome. He told me once that he knows how to spell, that's lucky man, he is one lucky SOB.

I'm just gettin' down with this intershit web whatever, so just sit tight and relax while figure out what's going on. Mostly I like to give advice, so look out for tips on dating and eating and making international import/export sales. I deal in big things.

If i'm not dating or selling, i'm eating steak and onions, or ice cream. ice cream is beautiful. just like me, Don Sass.

So, I reckon you should be "friend" me, 'cause you'll learn a lot about life, meat and dating, I'm Don Sass.

Don Sass
International Import/Exporter